老家伙
你早该出来走走了 This walk is exactly what you need.
瞧你宅成的霉样 我差点就认不出来了 You've been coiled up like a spring. I don't even know who you are anymore.
这是个重要会议 我担心你会紧张 It's a big meeting, I'd think you'd be a little nervous.
我才不紧张 Dan 我倒是很兴奋 I don't get nervous, Dan. I get excited.
求你到时别讲我那故事 Please don't tell the story.
Charlie 你擅长交际 这很棒 You're a people person, Charlie, that's wonderful,
但在商务会议上八卦我的私生活 but in business meetings you tell personal items from my life,
- 会让我很囧 - 妞 妞 妞! - and it embarrasses me. - Girls, girls, girls!
嗨 10公里了 Hey! Ten miles!
抱歉 Lucky I'm sorry, Lucky.
我想他老得跑不动了 我听到关节在响 I think he's too old for sprints. I can hear his legs clicking.
那是我的膝盖在响 Those are my knees.
你认为我讲那故事只为娱乐自己吗? Do you really think I tell that story for my own amusement?
我是用这事做行销 I do it because it's a sales tool.
Charlie 那就用计划去赢客户啊 Charlie, let's win this account on our pitch.
这是体育行销 你必须找个卖点 It's sports marketing. You need an edge.
- 我可不想成为卖点 - 嘿 先生 帮个小忙 - I don't want to be the edge. - Hey, mister! Little help!
好的 小家伙! Sure thing, guys!
哇哦! Whoa!
- 哦! - 噢! 噢! - Ow! - Oh! Oh! Oh!
- 你搞什么飞机? - 抱歉 我的错 - Why did you do that? - My bad! Sorry!
- 我不是故意的 - 你个怪兽! - I didn't mean to. - You're a monster!
对不起 I'm sorry!
你很紧张四尺内的东西 你在焦虑 You're allergic to anything under four feet. You're a mess.
- 你发誓别讲我的故事 - 好的 我发誓不讲 - Promise you won't tell the story. - Fine. I won't tell the story.
大家想听听伟大的Dan Rayburn 的牛人轶事吗？ OK, you guys want to hear the greatest Dan Rayburn story ever?
- 不 别讲 - 别害羞啊 Danny - No, don't. - Please. Come on, Danny.
七年前 Dan刚刚离婚 All right. Seven years ago, Dan's divorce had just come through
他的心被前妻搞得支离破碎 and his ex-wife had left his heart in tatters.
银行账户也空空如也 翻译下 And his bank account drained. Tell them that.
但他却处理的相当好 He was taking it pretty well.
好样的 这才是传说中的真男人! (七年前) That's good. You're taking it like a man!
镇定坚强 睿智明朗! Stiff upper lip! Getting smart!
- 怎么了? - 老天爷! - What? - Oh, God!
人们说我在那天救了他一命 People say I saved my partner's life that day.
离婚的人很多 So many people get divorced.
而你们没要孩子 这才是最明智之举! And neither one of you wanted kids. Now that seems like a stroke of genius!
但语言安慰还不够 我必须采取行动 做点事情 But that didn't console him. I had to act. I had to do something.
"潇洒哥"来教你怎么享受生活! Mr. Good Time is going to teach you how to live! Yeah!
- 为什么还有两件行李? - 哦 我们要出去走走 - Why are there two pieces of luggage? - Oh, just a little jaunt.
不会太疯狂的 Nothing too wild.
嘿 "潇洒哥" 你说来迈阿密 我们到啦 Hey, Mr. Good Times. You said we'd come to Miami, we did.
现在可以回去了吧? Can we go home now?
哇哦! Whoa!
- 哇哦! - 耶! - Whoa. - Yeah!
这酒是要喝出来还是跳进去? Does this drink come with a diving board?
太疯狂了 我就喝一小口吧 It's insane! Just a sip, I think.
作为最好的朋友 我的使命感告诉我 So as a best friend, I felt compelled
必须善意提点他何为自由的单身 to give him a gentle reminder of what it was like to be free.
- 给他纹个 "free man"(单身汉 也有自由之意) - 单身汉 - I want it to say: "free man!" - Free man.
字体大点 纹满整个胸 Big letters, right across his chest.
"free man" 明白吗? "Free man!" Comprende?
晚上好 小护士 Oh. Good night, nurse.
"Fremont"(纹错 囧)
我发誓那兄弟讲的是英语 I could have sworn that guy spoke English.
原本要纹个"free man"(单身汉) It was supposed to say "free man."
Fremont Fremont Fremont... (加州一地名) Fremont, Fremont, Fremont...
单身汉! Free man!
很搞笑 兄弟 看 大家都很喜欢 It's funny, guys. Come on. They love it.
然后 意想不到的事情发生了 Then the unexpected happened.
看看这些宝贝 1... 2... 3看! Look at all the babes. Don't look, don't look. Now look.
在签署离婚协议14小时后 Fourteen hours after signing his divorce papers,
Dan遇见了Vicki 他的梦中情人 Dan met Vicki, the girl of his dreams.
- 哇! - 哇 - Whoa! - Whoa.
十一点方向 穿白衣服的女孩 Girl in white, eleven o'clock.
- 是的 但... - 噢 给她来个女王式致敬 - Yeah, but... - Oh, give her the Queen's wave.
- 不 方向反了 - 你好 - No, the other Queen. - Oh. Hello.
她当时正和一个朋友旅游 She was traveling with a friend.
我本认为她朋友是个 魔术师或跳爵士舞的 I thought maybe the friend was a magician or a jazz dancer,
因为她回敬的手势非常惹火 because of the way she was moving her hands.
结果后来才知道是个手模特 Turns out she's a hand model.
- ...手模特 - 手模特? - ... hand model. - A hand model?
她们用手来演绎物品特性 They model with their hands.
结果 不一会 Dan又回到了从前 So, within minutes, Dan is back to his old self.
不 不是 是比从前要活泼很多 No, scratch that. He's better than his old self.
Charlie 看这些照片 Charlie, look at these pictures!
我一辈子没有照过这么好的照片 My whole life I've never taken a good picture.
No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be ("So Happy Together"很好听 《四角关系》片尾曲) ?No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be ?
我从未见过他如此放松 知道吗?
还如此冲动 仿佛变了个人似的 I mean, so impulsive. He was a changed man.
但似乎又变回去了 Or maybe not so changed.
很难给一个没有冲动经历的人 解释这事 It's hard to explain to a guy who's never had an impulsive moment
他的生命中有两类冲动 in his life there's two kinds of impulsives.
另一类是好的 但这种绝对太蠢了! The good kind, OK, but this is plain stupid!
太浪漫了 That was so romantic.
但在他一觉醒来后却想起 "我刚度过14年的痛苦婚姻" But when he woke up, he remembered, "I was just married 14 painful years
- 现在却要重蹈覆辙!" - 噢 - and I've gone and done it again!" - Whoops.
还是和一个素昧平生的女人 他所谓的"灵魂伴侣" To a woman that he barely knows. His "soul mate."
- ... 灵魂伴侣 - 灵魂伴侣! ...soul mate. - Soul mate!
灵魂伴侣! Soul mate!
他们从没如此开怀过 They never laugh this much.
所以 短短几小时后 我的兄弟 这位伙计 So, a few hours later, my buddy here, my hombre,
成了在我认识的人中 唯一24小时内离过两次婚的人 is the only guy I know that's been divorced twice in a 24-hour period.
这些都是真实的事情哦 Now, that's a true story.
Fremont! Fremont! Fremont!
- 本该纹"free man"的 - 但结果纹了个"Fremont" - It was supposed to say "free man." - But it didn't. It said "Fremont."
这是个很搞的错误 却永远留在了胸上 It's a big mistake. It's on his chest forever.
其实这故事没有凸显出 我对她的美妙感受 I don't really think that story honors the feelings I had for her.
别 抱歉 Dan 大家都爱上了这故事 No, I'm sorry. Dan, people love that story.
所以快起来做你的事吧 我已经铺好路了 So just get up there and do your thing. Because I killed.
万岁! Banzai!
别再说万岁了 Ixnay on the banzai.
Nishamura传媒集团 Nishamura Media Group
进军美国体育市场是个大手笔 entering the US sports market is a huge deal.
我知道你们会晤过更大的集团 Now, I know you've met with larger groups,
但我想展示给大家的是 选择与两位老道精英 but I'm about to show you why working with a boutique firm
所领导的小公司合作 才是更明智之举 run by two seasoned pros is a smart move for you.
5年投4700万美元 Forty-seven million dollars over five years.
兄弟 你得赶快学日语啊 Man, you better shape up on your Japanese,
因为你就要去东京了 老兄 'cause you're going to Tokyo, baby!
谢谢 这正是我梦寐以求的机会 Thank you. This is the kind of opportunity I've been looking for.
你们肯定不会失望的 我大学时绰号"GT" And you will not be sorry. In college my nickname was "GT."
- 就是"找我" 有事就找我 - 你怎么了? - That's "Go To." You go to me. - What's the matter with you?
做了此生最大笔生意还是不够兴奋? Biggest deal of our lives isn't exciting enough for you?
还没完全结束吧? 还有几个小细节 So it's a done deal now? There are a few small details.
比如下周Nishamura和他儿子过来时 Like next week when Nishamura and his son come to town
必须在高尔夫球场完全征服他们 we have to win them over on the golf course.
- 这不难 - 我擅长高尔夫 - That'll be easy. - I'm great at golf.
接着 两周后我们还得 给他们执行董事会 Then, two weeks from now, we have to make a presentation
- 做报告 - 没问题 - to their executive board of directors. - Done.
好吧 兄弟 你到底怎么了? All right, sunshine. What's really wrong with you?
我没有离两次婚 好吧? I was not divorced twice, OK?
其中一次属于无效婚姻 One of them was an annulment.
- 看看你这表情 - Charlie 别 - Look at that face! - Charlie, don't!
快看 Craig 你知道这是什么表情吗? Look at this, Craig. You know what this face is?
- 胜利者的表情 - 这是想休整六个月 - The face of a winner. - This face is willing to hibernate
以处理他今生可能做成的 最大的生意的表情 for six months to make the best deal he could possibly make.
懒得解释了 先为我最好的兄弟和搭档干杯 And I don't care who knows it. A toast to my best buddy and business partner,
- Dan Rayburn 哇哦! - 哇哦! - Dan Rayburn! Whoo! - Whoo!
谢谢! Arigato!
这球分胜负了 It all comes down to this.
- 我可不这么想 - 3 2 1 - I don't think so. - Three, two, one.
再准一点 This one's the shooter.
- 再来一次 - 绝杀时刻 - Let's see it. - Golden moment.
- 噢! - 噢 你撒尿了 - Oh. Uh-oh! - Oh, you're just sinkin' em.
噢 天啊! 噢 天啊! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh.
过来 尿这里 Let's hit it. There you go.
- 这是只漏水狗 - 是 - It's a leaking dog. - Yeah.
这... 这招真绝 这狗多大了? That's a... That's a neat trick. How old is that dog?
很久没数了 Vet说他早创纪录了 I lost count. Vet said it was a record.
你该给他穿个尿布 或是内裤 You might want to put a diaper on him, or underwear.
- 你好 - 你好 你去哪了? - Yo. - Hey. Where you been?
去日本的房屋中介给Craig san 拿了些公寓资料 Japanese real estate agents. Some apartments for Craig-san.
谢谢 我只是想找些正宗的东西 Thank you. I just want to find something authentic.
我一直沉迷于日本文化 I've been getting so immersed in Japanese culture,
等我到东京时 他们会觉得我就是个日本人 by the time I hit Tokyo, they're going to think I'm part Japanese.
他们会说 "这本地人是谁?" They'll be like, "Who is this local?"
我不管你是否要登峰富士山 我只要那些日元 I don't care if you stay on the top of Mount Fuji. Just bring home the yen.
- 不可能吧 - 有什么好事? - This can't be. - What do you got?
- Vicki - 哪个Vicki? - Vicki. - Vicki who?
迈阿密南滩的Vicki啊 她来城里了 South Beach Vicki? She's in town.
- 她想见我 就今天 - 她这么唐突的来找你? - She wants to see me. Today. - She just called you out of the blue?
- 不 - Dan? Dan? - No. - Dan? Dan?
记得去年圣诞我刚搬进公寓吗? You know last Christmas when I moved in to the condo?
我感到非常寂寞 I was feeling really lonely.
然后就写了封7到10页的情书 And maybe I wrote a seven-to-ten-page single-spaced letter.
噢 Dan Oh, Dan.
你已经浪费了七年光阴 You've been using your feelings for this woman
在这个女人身上 to avoid your life for seven years.
我故意把你安排在最好的 单身成人公寓内 I set you up in the most exclusive adult-only condo.
你却从不参加主题晚会 You've never been to theme nights.
也不参加周日早上的茶话会 You never once went to the Sunday morning schmooze and schmeer.
也许她也还没走出阴影 You know, maybe she hasn't moved on either.
- 你不能这样 - 为什么? - Well, you can't do it. - Why?
因为我们正在谈今生最大的生意 Because we're in the middle of our biggest deal ever,
你没有多余时间 and you don't have the time.
她住在佛蒙特 很适合来异地恋 She lives in Vermont. It's perfect. Start of a long-distance relationship.
我可以在这6-9个月的周末去做水疗 You get six to nine months of the spa weekends,
深夜煲下电话粥 但平日仍有时间工作 late-night phone calls. I'd still have my days free to work.
她想在中央车站见我 She wants to meet me at Grand Central Station,
我不知该穿些什么 and I don't know what I'm supposed to wear.
火车站 显然不用太正式 It's not formal, obviously, it's a train station,
该穿运动衫呢还是休闲西服加根... but do I wear a sport coat, or coat and tie...
你可以穿运动衫 但你不能穿出去 You can wear a sports coat, but you're not going like that.
- 为什么? - 你看起来像个白化病人 - Why? - 'Cause you look like an albino.
这是他第一次做 你看他面色惨白如鬼就知道 This is his first time, so you can see his complexion is ghost-like.
- 你看El热带风情合适吗? - 非常适合新手 - What do you think of the El Tropical? - Perfect beginner's tan.
- 噢 那就好 - 好的 开始吧 - Oh, great. - Yeah. Let's go!
- 你准备好了吗 - 是的 - You all set? - Oh, yeah.
- 准备好了 好的 开始吧 - 恩... 那么... - I'm ready. Alrighty, let's do this. - Um... so...
脸朝前 按下红色按钮 喷雾会持续10秒 Face forward, press the red button, spray lasts ten seconds.
眼睛闭好 结束了用对讲机通知我 Keep your eyes closed and call me on the intercom when you're done.
好的 OK.
闭好眼睛 她想要个金色上帝 我来给她 Eyes closed. She wanted a golden god, she's going to get one.
哇哦... Whoa, um...
喂? HAL?
我觉得这些肤色线条就像点睛之笔 你说呢? I definitely think that the tan line accentuates the look, don't you?
- 很性感 - 嗯 - Uh-huh. Sexy. - Mmm.
我要开始了 I'm gonna start now.
哇哦! Whoa!
1... 哇哦! One... Whoa!
Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 好了! Seven. Eight. Nine. OK!
喂! Hello!
我晒好了 I'm finished!
等一下 Be there in a sec.
你真的认识Shaq? So, do you, like, really know Shaq?
- 看这是谁的号码? - 哦 天呐 - Whose numbers are those? - Oh, my gosh.
快来帮帮我! We have a problem here!
- Shaq 是的 我Charlie - 关不掉了 - Shaq! Yeah, Charlie. - It's not turning off!
- 告诉他你的名字 - Shaq 你好 我是Kelly - Tell him your name. - Shaq? Hi, it's Kelly.
外面有人吗? Anybody out there?
还记得我吗? 去看过你比赛的 Do you remember me? I went to one of your games.
救命! Help!
是 我不记得你们的对手 但... Yeah. I don't know who you were playing against, but...
我这情况紧急啊! I have an emergency here!
救命! Help!
放松点 等一下 Just relax. Be there in a sec.
救命! Help!
- 人工日光浴还会有紧急情况? - 菜鸟 - A tanning emergency? - Newbies.
保持温度合适... Keep the heat kind of medium...
涂点黄油 然后... Throw a little bit of butter, and...
西行短线列车已进入二号站台 Westbound local now arriving on track two.
西行短线列车已停稳 Westbound local now arriving.
去Old Navy逛逛没?(美国一品牌) 他们的大口袋裤打折很猛
我来自Hoboken (在新泽西州 他没听懂 随便回答的) I'm from Hoboken.
我成联合国大使了? 太疯狂了 What am I, the United Nations? This is crazy.
看 妈妈 是个Oompa-Loompa (《查理与巧克力工厂》的侏儒族名) Look, Mom, it's an Oompa-Loompa.
我是Oompa-Loompa 受不了了! I'm an Oompa-Loompa. I can't do this!
- 借过... - Dan? - Excuse me... - Dan?
Vicki?
- 哇哦! - 嗨! - Wow! - Hey!
- 你好 - 你好 - I mean, hi! - Hi.
看看你! 晒得可真黑啊 Look at you! You're so tan.
是的 是的 Yeah. Yeah.
Boca玩沙排 还有... 看看你 真辣 (佛罗里达一处) Boca. Volleyball, and... Look at you. You're hot!
- 谢谢 小黑... - Dan - Thanks, Tan. - Dan.
- 对 Dan - 小黑Dan - I mean, Dan. - I'm Tan Dan.
我在楼上定了位置 I got us a table upstairs.
- 一起吃饭 - 可以吗? - Let's eat. Yeah. - Shall we?
- 谢谢 - 哦! - Thank you. - Oh!
Dan 我不知到从何说起 但... I really don't know where to start, Dan. But...
我需要告诉你... I need to share it with...
停... 以爱的名义 Stop... in the name of love.
七年前 我们迸发了爱情火花 Look, seven years ago, we made magic happen.
但时机不对 But it was bad timing.
现在我们慢慢来过 不再去理会外界干扰 Now, we'll take it super slow, there'll be no outside distractions.
只有我们 我 恩... Just us. I, um...
我已准备好把这些合在一起 就差你那一半了 I'm ready to put these back together. All I need is your half.
- 我要坐牢了 - 什么? - I'm going to jail. - What?
明天 因侵害诉讼判刑两周 Tomorrow. Two weeks for trespassing.
- 怎么了? - 一家化工企业想在 - Why? - A chemical company wanted
我家附近建一处工厂 然后将污水排到我家附近小河里 to build a plant that would've drained into a stream near my house.
因此我用推土机推平了工地 So I kind of chained myself to a bulldozer
还把工厂的建筑图纸也烧掉了 and burned the blueprints to the plant.
你真行 像个政界的激进分子 Look at you. You're a political activist.
实际上 我另有目的 Well, I had ulterior motives.
- 你要... 从政? - 为了我的孩子们 - You're... Career politician? - My kids.
Zach和Emily喜欢在那河边玩 Zach and Emily play near that stream.
孩子们 Kids.
我从未想过你会... You know, I just never thought that...
你... 你已找到归属 但... You... you'd be attached. But...
事实上 我是个单身母亲 Actually, I'm a single mom.
吓我一跳! You kidder!
- 双胞胎! - 真牛! - Twins! - Ouch!
呃 他们将以为我是去 Westford Farms做水疗 Yeah. They think I'm going to a spa named Westford Farms.
是吗! Whoops!
还记得我死党Jenna吧 南滩的 You remember my best friend, Jenna, from South Beach.
- 哦 当然 - 对 那个手模特 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, the hand model.
她正和孩子们一起 她就像我们家人 They're staying with her. She's like family.
宝贝 你变化真大 我一下子都有点犯晕 You got so much going on, girl. It just blows my mind.
很好 因为还有个小细节没说 That's good, because there's one other small detail.
- 是什么? - 爸爸! - What is it? - Daddy!
你们不是该在45分钟后回来吗? You guys weren't supposed to be back for 45 minutes!
我是... 爸... 爸... I'm... Da... Da...
哦 看看是谁又一次惊慌失措了 Oh! Hey, look who's panicking again.
他看起来不太好 我们叫医生吧 He does not look good. I'm calling the paramedics.
不 我很好 No! I'm OK.
姐们 能让我们单独待会吗? Guys, would you give us a minute? Please.
Dan 说实话 你六个月前写的信 让我左右为难 Dan, I got your letter six months ago, and I won't lie, it threw me for a loop.
我已经完全准备好独自生活了 I was completely ready to go it alone.
但摆在面前的... But here was this...
...孩子父亲写的12页的情书啊 ...12-page, single-spaced letter from the father of my kids,
我突然反问自己 我这样是否太自私了 and suddenly I had to ask if I was being selfish.
接着三周前我们去Friday吃晚饭 Then three weeks ago, we were in Friday's for dinner,
Zach要去洗手间 而从小时候起 and Zach had to go to the bathroom, and as I was taking him
都是我带他去女洗手间 to the ladies' room for the umpteenth time...
...我意识到 他还从未去过男洗手间 ...I realized, he's never even been in a men's room.
- 真的吗? - 孩子们已经七岁了 他们有父亲的 - Really? - My kids are seven. They have a father.
故此我想 也许是时候让他们知道 父亲是谁了 So I thought, maybe it's time they got to know who he is.
我必须坦白 我向来不太会 与孩子打交道 I have to confess, I've always been a little awkward around children.
但我想 如果是自己的孩子 也许会有所不同 But I guess, if they're your own, it's a different ballgame.
那好 Jena手模试镜回来前 我们还有几个小时 Well, we got a few hours to kill while Jenna goes out on a hand audition.
- 跟孩子们试下吧 - 好的 - Let's find out. - OK.
但首先 能不能先处理下 你这怪怪的肤色? But first, what do you say we get rid of that ridiculous tan?
我有些祖传秘方 I know a few family secrets.
- 你不喜欢吗? - 抱歉 你喜欢吗? - You don't like it? - I'm sorry, do you like it?
- 很讨厌 - 好吧 - Not at all. - OK.
- 脸部感觉怎样? - 哦 感觉很棒 - How's your face feel? - Oh, pretty much everything.
- 来吧 爸爸 - 哦 不行 - Come on, Dad! - Oh, no.
我怕旋转的东西 对我而言是个灾难 Not the spinning one. That's a recipe for disaster.
爸 想看看我最爱食物的清单吗? Hey, Dad? Want to see my Five Favorite Food lists?
哦 想啊 小Z 谢谢 Oh, I'd love to, Z. Thanks.
- Zach喜欢列清单 - 我也喜欢 - Zach likes to make lists. - I love lists.
- 热翅和奶昔 - 要巧克力吗? - Hot wings and milkshakes. - Chocolate?
哦 不 会让我腹泻的 Oh, no, it gives me diarrhea.
准确的说是胃不舒服 而且会频繁放屁 I mean, stomach problems and frequent gas-spasms.
- 哦 - 我要去洗手间 - Oh. - I have to go to the bathroom.
好的 Oh, OK.
等等 你能看着Emily吗? Hang on. Can you watch Emily?
- 当然 - 我想去男洗手间 - Sure. - I want to go to the men's room.
和我吗? With me?
那好吧... OK.
您都这么大岁数了 怎么没其他孩子? You're pretty old. How come you don't have any other kids?
这... Well, um...
早先是因为... Initially, it was kind of a...
您知道小孩子是哪儿来的吧? You do know where kids come from, right?
- 对啊 - 能不能告诉我? - Yeah, sure. - Can you tell me?
这... Well, um...
在自然界 雄性与雌雄物种... 会经历一种事... In nature, the male and the female of the species, uh,
男的春天播种... 女的秋天收获孩子... in what some have called the "dance of springtime," you know...
解释起来挺麻烦的... It's complicated.
我必须一直站在这儿吗? Do I just stand here?
我妈通常在外面等... My mom usually waits outside.
这事儿闹的... 我也出去等吧 I'll bet she does. I'm out of here.
好的 OK.
- 噢!你来的真早呀 - 嗨 亲爱的! - Ooh! You're early. - Hi, hon!
我待会儿再涂护手霜吧 嗨! I can do my hand cream later. Hi!
- 嗨! Jenna阿姨! - 好啊 小宝贝儿 - Hi, Aunt Jenna! - Hi.
你好 Zach! 你好 Emily! Hi, Zach. Hello, Emily!
我试镜通过了! I booked it!
- 我先去个厕所 - 了解 家里有柠檬汁! - I gotta go potty. - All right. Lemonade inside!
- 我来吧 - 我来拿包 - OK, I got them. - I got the bags.
- 您别客气了 我来... - 我来吧 - No, no, it's all right... - No, please.
啊! Oh!
完了! 我来帮你 Oh, no! I got it.
稳住 我来 OK, I got it.
等一下...天呐... No, wait. No, please don't.
- 上帝!!! - 深呼吸! 深呼吸! - Oh, my God. - Breathe! Breathe!
啊 对不起啊 Oh, sorry!
噢... Oh...
她会没事的 她很坚强 She's gonna be fine. She's a fighter.
她看起来还好 你气色挺不错 亲爱的 She looks good. You look good, hon.
能把手机递给我吗? 我要给经纪人打电话 Can you hand me my cell phone? I have to call my agent.
好的 给你 亲爱的 All right. Here we go. Here it is, hon.
- 要帮忙么? - 不用 不用 - Do you want help? - No, no.
你先打 我们出去等 I'm going to give you a minute.
实在是对不起... I'm so sorry.
上帝! 我该怎么办啊? Oh, God! What am I gonna do?
别担心 像你这样的好女人 肯定有一大群朋友愿意帮忙的 Come on, you're a great gal. You must have plenty of friends you could call.
但有谁让我敢把孩子托付 整整两周啊? That I could trust with my kids for two weeks?
真要命 我找不到更合适的人了 This is a disaster! I don't have anybody else!
你错了 听我说 让我来 That's not true. No, no. You have me.
我来吧 我来照顾孩子们 I'll do it. I'll take the kids.
我来 I'll do it.
- 让我来 - 真的? - I will. - Really?
千真万确 Oh, yeah.
相信我 没问题 Hey, yeah, see?
这真好 真是件好事 This is good. This is a good thing.
- 真找不到其他人了? - 没了 就我了 - Do you know anybody else? - No, just me.
在我们接手毕生最大生意的时候 你突然间 And then suddenly, you're supposed to take care of twins
又要去照顾双胞胎? 噢 Dan! when we have the biggest deal ever? Aw, Dan!
是我害的他们阿姨住院一个月 你说我能怎么办? I put their aunt in a halo for a month! What am I supposed to do?
把孩子交回去啊 送去全托! You're supposed to give them back! They got 24 hours!
- 或者找个保姆! - 我做不到! - They'll find another baby-sitter! - I can't give them back!
这也是我的孩子 哪儿能跟小狗似的 给来给去 They're my kids. It's not like puppies. "Take them back."
- 那来分析下吧 两周 - 是的 - Let's break it down. It's two weeks. - OK.
- 好吧 - 我给你算算看 我们... - Yeah. - All right, let's see. We got, uh...
他们每天得睡上10到12小时 对吧? They sleep 10, 12 hours, right, a day?
- 运气好的话 - 他们得看电视吧 - If you're lucky. - You've got TV.
得洗澡吧 然后多让他们闲着 You've got bathroom time. You give them a lot of timeouts.
所以呢 You know what?
其实每天也就一个半小时的爹 You're looking at about 90 minutes of being a dad a day.
就一个半小时吗? Ninety minutes?
就和球赛的拖时情况一样 It's a run-out-the-clock situation, that's all.
- 而且也不是突然死亡 - 没事的 - It's not sudden death. - You'll be fine.
- 我俩能搞定 - "俩"? 别! - Ha! We can do this. - "We?" No, no.
你现在是火星人 Dan宝贝 You are on Planet Dan now, baby.
我是地球人 只能精神上支持了 I'm down here on Earth, just cheering you on.
这事儿还不是你找的? 是你带我去佛罗里达的 You started this, remember? You're the one who took me down to Florida.
"潇洒哥"来教我怎么享受生活 "Mr. Feel-good" is gonna teach me how to live.
那时有你陪着 现在你也得陪着 I wasn't alone then, I'm not gonna be alone now, OK?
所以 明早七点半 你公寓门口见 不见不散 So, tomorrow morning, 7:30, I want you outside your apartment ready to go.
我俩来做两周的好汉两个半 Because if I'm going to be an old dad for two weeks,
Uncle Charlie得你来演 (热播剧: 好汉两个半) you're going to be "Uncle Charlie."
我不想当保姆!! Well, I don't want to take care of the kids!
我已备好孩子们各种场合的衣服 For both of them, I've packed enough clothes for every occasion.
- 所有的都在这儿? - 都在 - That everything? - Yeah.
真难以相信 把你变成奶爸了 I can't believe I'm doing this.
说实话 我也不信 Me, too.
这是毒物控制中心的电话 Here's the number for the poison control center.
- 毒物控制? - 你没有有毒物品清单吗? - Poison control? - Do you need a list of poisons?
不用 我差不多都知道 No, I think most of them I know.
我本该写张摄入性中毒物的清单的 I should have compiled a list of commonly ingested poisons!
放心 我总不能给自家孩子下毒 有我在 你放心 I'm not going to poison our children. They're in safe hands.
- 去过赌场么? - 没去过 - Have you ever been to a casino? - No.
- 看过赌场风云么? (1995年的R级片) - 没有 - Have you ever seen the movie Casino? - No.
里面只有公用电话 OK, there are only pay phones in the common room,
我有事会打你手机 so I will call you on your cell phone.
- 没问题 - 请别找保姆 - OK. - And no baby-sitters.
拜托了 Dan 七年了 孩子们就我一个当妈的 Please, Dan. They've gone seven years without a dad.
答应我 千万别把他们交给陌生人 Promise me you will not leave them with strangers.
- 不要陌生人 记住了 - Dan! Vicki! - No strangers. Check. - Dan! Vicki!
孩子们还没看过《黑色星期五》上下集 (2009年的惊悚血腥电影) The kids have never seen Friday the 13th, part one or two!
- 上帝啊! - 他开玩笑呢 他就这样 - Oh, my God! - He's kidding. He's a kidder.
看绿叶仙踪他都怕怕 他开玩笑的 He was scared of The Wizard of Oz. He's kidding.
小猴子这样的动物他都不敢碰 The monkeys got him nuts.
- 对了 还有件事儿 - 洗耳恭听 - Oh, and one more thing. - I'm up for it.
Emily老把你说成个超级英雄 Well, Emily has kind of concocted this idea that you're a superhero.
为啥? Oh. Why?
她用来给孩子解释你在哪儿的 Well, it was her way of explaining where you were,
而我也觉得可行 所以... and it seemed harmless enough to me.
- 那我该有些什么超能力 - 停住子弹 能飞 - What are my powers? - You can stop bullets and you can fly.
- 防弹... 能飞... - 三...二...一! - Bulletproof and flying. - One... Two... Three!
- 哇! - 噢! - Ooh! - Whoa!
- 天哪 我得走了 - 保重 - Oh, gosh, I gotta go. - OK.
我会很想他们的 I'm going to miss them so much.
好吧... OK...
请发誓 Promise me...
Dan 你会全身心去照顾他们 You will devote every ounce of your being to taking care of them, Dan.
我发誓 I promise.
- 发誓? - 发誓 - Promise me. - I promise.
- 那你不是超级英雄咯? - 起码现在不是 - So, you're not a superhero? - Not at the present time.
快点儿开 洒水车都比咱们快 Want to pick up the pace, Chachi? We just got passed by a street sweeper.
你怎么开车像个大妈? How about putting it in drive, grandma?
车上有小孩儿! 别在意 孩子们 There are babies on board! Excuse me, kids.
嗯...谁想吃巧克力豆饼? Ooh... Who's up for chocolate chip pancakes?
- 我! 我! - 不行 早饭不能吃这个 - Me! Me! - No chocolate chips for breakfast.
- 为什么? - 书上说 孩子不能惯 - Why not? - Kids crave limits. It's in the books.
所以呢 咱们就吃点儿真正健康的 Hey everybody, let's kick this off with some really healthy choices.
心形燕麦卷怎么样? How about the heartland granola?
要吃得自然又健康 相信我 对你们有好处 That's like nature's broom! That's kind of wonderful.
嗨! 哇噢! Hey! Whoa!
- 对不起 - 没事 Zach - Sorry. - It's OK, Zach.
- 给你纸... - 这是意外... - Here you go. - It's an accident.
这种意外发生时 不用操心 That kind of thing happens. You have nothing to worry about.
- 各位好啊 - 你好 - Hi there. How are you? - Hi.
- 你好 - 你好啊 - Good. - Well, hello.
- 敢问芳名? - Rochelle - What's your name? - Rochelle.
噢 Rochelle Oh, Rochelle.
这店咋请得起超级模特来服务啊 Well, I didn't know they could afford to hire supermodels here.
老爹 做祖父的感觉不错吧? Hey, Pops? Isn't being a grandparent the best?
我没有做祖父 I'm not a grandparent.
我孙子们管我叫 "Nub-Nub" 你孙子们呢? My grandkids call me "Nub-Nub." What do your grandkids call you?
Nub-Nub 很好听 Nub-Nub's good.
Pamela的客人们请注意 Attention, Pamela's diners.
刚刚得知 我们的祖父母俱乐部 又新加入两位成员 We've just been informed we have two new members to the grandparents' club.
?Hey! Seniors, seniors, seniors! Enjoy the grand buffet! Hey! Seniors, seniors, seniors! Enjoy the grand buffet!
?Seniors, seniors, seniors! We hope you're here to stay! Seniors, seniors, seniors! We hope you're here to stay!
?Seniors, seniors, seniors! We like to make a fuss! Seniors, seniors, seniors! We like to make a fuss!
?Seniors, seniors, seniors, every tenth meal is Seniors, seniors, seniors, every tenth meal is
?On us! On us!
- Seniors, seniors, seniors... - 我马上回来 - ?Seniors, seniors, seniors... - I'll be right back.
Rochelle Rochelle... 刚才咋回事儿啊? Rochelle, Rochelle... I don't know what happened back there.
突然这么热闹 让我有点儿懵 Just a little too much excitement for me.
噢...不... Oh, no.
噢 不 这是个意外 Oh, no, no. This is just an accident.
没关系 别什么难堪的 Don't worry. It's nothing to be embarrassed about.
- 我没有难堪 - 我给你找点儿东西擦擦 - I'm not embarrassed. - I'll get you something.
就只是一杯水 就这样 It's a glass of water, that's all.
我也连一杯水都兜不住 One glass of water gets my pump going, too.
呃... Uh-huh. Uh...
还请告诉他们 我们十分在意 Also, please tell them we are very focused
和Nishamura先生的高尔夫球赛 on the golf game with Mr. Nishamura.
干脆写简历里算了 "我爱踩泡泡纸" Write that on your resume? "Oh, I pop bubble paper."
- 能处理下孩子们吗? - 我们想复印屁股 - Would you handle them? - We want to Xerox our butts.
对不起 我出去一会儿 Will you excuse me for one moment?
快下来 对不起 Dan Get off there. I'm sorry, Dan.
- 干嘛呢 把这当兄弟会了? - 我拿到你电话了 - What are you, a frat boy? - I got your phone.
- 暂停 - 啊 暂停 - Timeout. - Ah! Timeout.
- 放回去 对! - 让他们离开? 像你现在这样吗? - Give that back! Yes. - Keep-away? Are we doing this?
扔过来 Emily! 扔过来! Toss it to me, Emily! Toss it to me!
你日语说的真好 Your Japanese is so terrific.
- 你也会日语? - 不 我不会 - You speak Japanese? - Well, no.
我不用说日语 But I don't have to speak Japanese
也同样能欣赏到你说日语时的美 to see how beautiful you are when you speak it.
别过去! 别过去! 快回来! Don't go out there! Don't go out there! Come back this way.
- 我是他们最喜欢的叔叔 - 他们多大了? - Yeah, I'm their favorite uncle. - How old are they?
- 你觉得呢? - 唔... - How old do you think they are? - Um...
- 七岁? - 厉害啊 就是七岁 - Seven? - Seven! Yeah. You're good.
- 龙凤胎? - 肯定的 还能有别的? - Fraternal twins? - Is there any other kind?
天啊 若要像我这样 老和孩子玩 Oh, jeez. When you're around kids as much as I am,
就不得不培养幽默感 you got to develop a sense of humor.
- 但也有回报的 - 嗯... - But it's rewarding, too. - Hmm...
你喜欢沙滩吗 "Charlie好叔叔"? Do you like the beach, "favorite uncle" Charlie?
我爱沙滩! Love!
周六来Westport好吗? Why don't you come to Westport on Saturday.
我要去朋友的海滨别墅 I'm going to meet some friends at their beach house.
你还可以带上侄子 侄女 You can even bring your niece and nephew.
我会尽量去的 "靓翻译Amanda" Well, I just may do that, "beautiful translator" Amanda.
露营 学骑自行车 Go camping, learn how to ride a two-wheeler,
打场专业棒球 给甲板打蜡 冲浪 my first pro baseball game, refinish a deck and surfing.
这些就是"老爸任务" That's my Dad List.
听上去不错 戴好风帽 That sounds great. Pull up your hoods, OK?
- 戴上墨镜 好吗? - 为什么? - Put these on, all right? - Why?
简言之 你们不能出现在这里 更不能住进去 Technically, you're not supposed to be here, let alone living here.
但这里还是很有趣的 But we're going to have a lot of fun. Let's go.
Dan 是你么? Dan?
噢! Betty 孩子们 快藏起来! Ooh! Betty. Hide! Go, go!
- Dan 是你么? - 嘿 Betty! - Dan, is that you? - Hey, Betty!
- 嗨! 气色不错啊 - 宝贝儿 你也是啊 - Hi! You are looking good. - You, too, baby.
那边是什么在动? What's all that racket?
不知道 可能是外面来的什么动物吧 I don't know. Maybe immigrants. I'm not sure.
估计是浣熊吧 Raccoons, most likely.
噢 不! 我看见孩子了! No... Oh, my God, I see kids!
- 不 他们是我的... - 有小孩子!! - No, these are my... - I see kids!
为什么不去酒店? 孩子们会爱上客房服务的 Why don't you put them in a hotel? They would love room service.
还会爱上水疗 但我们不能...别跑 当心! They'd also love a spa, but we can't... Don't run! Careful!
- 别碰那个! - 稳住! 慢点儿! 坐下! - Don't touch that! - Easy. Slow down! No running!
看着点儿! 这儿都是贵重物品... Watch out! A lot of expensive things...
- 你脑子进水了吗? - 怎么了? - Are you out of your mind? - Why?
你说怎么了! Come on!
这些是你逼我去那儿的结果 Listen. You're the one that forced me into that place.
- 我说服你去的 是说服 - 别抠字眼儿 - I cajoled you, I cajoled you. - Don't give me semantics.
看看! 现在又跑到楼上去了 Look, they're going upstairs now!
这是我的小窝 求得身心平静的地方 This is my crib, man! This is where I get down.
打打球 泡泡妞 This is where I sink the three points. This is where I throw the TD.
这地方少儿不宜 This isn't for kids, man.
看见外边那个游泳池了么? 深水区有15英尺 Look, that pool out there, that's got a 15-foot deep end.
而且屋子里的家具都见棱见角 Look at this place! I got pointy-edged furniture. I got...
那边的长矛可能仍然有毒 Those spears probably still have poison on them.
这里可不是给小孩儿呆的 You don't want them in this house.
我可保证不了孩子们的安全 伙计! I do not lead a child-safe life, man!
这不是我要扮酷... 懂吧? It is not... not how I roll. You know?
Charlie...
- 我和孩子们进展并不顺利 - 啊... 别这样... - I'm barely treading water here. - Aw, don't...
我很久都没去了解过孩子了 但我始终是父亲 I don't know these kids very long, but I'm still their dad.
他们需要有个家 我也需要 And they need a home. And so do I.
而现在 就只有你能帮我们 Right now, you're the closest thing we got.
谢谢 伙计 你是最靠谱的 Thanks, bro. You're the best.
你打情感牌 你赢了 OK. You went emotional and it paid off.
- 赢了就好 - 下不为例 - Good. - This time.
没问题 OK.
噢 是Vicki! 孩子们! Oh, it's Vicki! Kids!
起初 大家都以为爸爸是爷爷 Well, first everybody thought Dad was our grandpa.
然后他努力纠正了一整天 Then he pretty much worked the rest of the day.
"一切正常" "Everything is fine."
他许诺要去做Zach的 "老爸任务"第一项 And he did say he was going to do the first thing on Zach's Dad List.
他许诺 看见了吧? 会很棒的 That sounds promising. See? This is gonna be great.
爸爸要说 Here's Dad.
嗨 Vic 听上去她挺不错的吧? Hey, Vic. Didn't she sound wonderful?
- 你那儿都还好吗? - 我挺好的 - How's everything going? - I'm OK.
这边你就别操心了 Don't you worry a moment about how things are going here
一切都很好 because everything's going great.
好了 孩子们... 熄灯睡觉啦 OK, you guys... lights out.
好吧 OK.
睡吧 孩子们 Alrighty. There you go.
- 你的小精灵在吧? - 嗯 - You have your creature? Good. - I do.
- 你还好吗? - 嗯... - You OK? - Mm-hm.
晚安 Good night.
我竟然握手和女儿道晚安 I just shook my daughter's hand good night.
Charlie 这方面我确实不行 I'm no good at this, Charlie.
别这样 你在努力 这才是重要的 Come on. You're trying. That's what matters.
谢了 Thanks.
他们很可爱 They are cute, though.
不折腾的时候 才可爱 Yeah. They are when they're in a... dormant configuration.
Nick 快看 Whoo-wee! Look at this, Nick!
- 再来一个？ - 别钻上瘾了 - Ready for the other one? - Don't get drill happy.
没事儿 一切正常 No, no, no. It's all good.
嘿! Hey!
- 你们干嘛呢! - 没事的 先生 - What are you doing? - Sir, it's cool.
他是Nick 我是Gary 我们是儿童家居安全员 That's Nick and I'm Gary. We're the childproofers.
- 是吗? - 是啊 我还需要你为我 - Really? - I'm going to need access
打开所有的抽屉和个人物品 to all your personal drawers and stuff.
- Dan! Dan! 这是你吩咐的吗? - Charlie! - Dan! Dan! Did you do this? - Charlie!
- 是的 - 是你让他们来的? - Oh, yeah. - Did you bring them in?
- 是啊 - 为什么? - Definitely. - Why?
你说这里对小孩太危险了 You described this house as being a dangerous place for kids,
我就请来最好的儿童家居安全员 so I hired the best childproofers there are.
那高的 是个土木工程师 The tall guy over there, he was a civil engineer.
哪种土木工程师会搞儿童家居安全? What kind of a civil engineer would be baby-proofing a house?
失败的 先生 我曾是个 失败的土木工程师 Failed one, sir, I'm a failed civil engineer.
我过去做的很差 很多污点 I got a lot of bad road behind me. Lot of potholes.
所以我这次将尽全力 保护好您的孩子 That's why I'm going to be extra vigilant in protecting your children.
他们七岁了 而且是他的 They're seven. And they're his kids.
- 是的 - 心态很积极 - That's true. - That's progressive,
- 鄙人十分赞同 - 得了吧! - and I'm all for it. - Oh, come on!
就连我都知道 七岁孩子不用做家居安全 Even I know you do not baby-proof a house for seven-year-olds.
- 噢! - 那个15英尺的游泳池怎么办? - Oh! - What about the 15-foot deep end?
先生 你壁炉里还有个喷火器 Sir, you got a flamethrower for a fireplace.
- 这是时尚 一种风格 - 那长矛呢? - It's a fashion. It's a style. - The spears?
哪种人才会买带毒的矛呢? What guy buys poison-tipped spears?
那是一千年前喂的毒 现在我也不知道还有没有 A thousand years ago they were poison. I don't know if they're poison now.
你在一千年前买的? You bought those a thousand years ago?
- 我会信吗? - 这房子被你搞得真恐怖 - Expect me to believe that? - You designed this house of horrors.
孩子是你带来的 住嘴! 不准吃 You brought the kids to this house. Stop it! Don't eat that.
那是给狗吃的 Those are dog treats.
刚吃了点儿熏鱼后 现在吃啥都像狗粮 Everything tastes like dog food after that smoked salmon I just had.
你吃了熏鱼? You ate the salmon?
- 那可是礼物 - 哦 知道了 - That was a gift. - Yes, it was.
- 你们快去打包 - 打包? - You guys better pack. - Pack?
- 为什么穿成这样? - 打包干嘛? - Why are you dressed like that? - What do we pack for?
露营啊 "老爸任务"第一项 Camping. That's first on my Dad List.
我们是先锋队员 所以要去最近的先锋队营地 And we're Pioneers, so you have to find the nearest campground.
周六前 还有50份 Nishamura公司的文件要做 We have 50 files of Nishamura work to do before Saturday.
孩子们 恐怕不能去露营了... Guys, camping... I don't think we can do it.
- 但你答应了! - 对 我是答应了 - But you promised! - I know I promised,
但我忘了露营会拉练 这将打乱我们的日程 but I didn't realize camping involved a camping trip, and we have to reschedule.
- 但你答应了 - 有时候答应... - But you promised. - Sometimes promises
- 也可以变... - 但你答应了! - aren't written in stone. - But you promised!
我家四代都是先锋队的 We've been a Pioneer family for four generations now.
我其实是跟着爷爷Ted 在这片林子混大的 I practically grew up in these woods following Grandpa Ted.
63年前祖辈们做队长 Gramps was troop leader 63 years ago,
赢得了顶级先锋勋章 and was the recipient of the supreme Pioneer honor.
最后爷爷和勋章一同... Interred for eternity...
葬在了这个他亲手挖的坟墓里 ...in a tomb erected with his own hands,
与这片野营地共存... right here on this... on this very campsite.
不能在孩子面前哭 Not in front of the kids.
嘿 嘿 嘘 Hey. Hey. Psst.
嗨! 你让我想起那个挖我墙角 的老家伙了 Hey! You remind me of that old dude who stole my girlfriend.
- 啥? - 我对自己承诺过... - What? - I promised myself...
嗨 说你呢! 发型男! Yeah, you. You! Mr. Wall-of-Hair.
Rick 你可是这的顾问 这地方可是神圣的 Rick, you're a counselor here. This is sacred ground.
- 我要告诉你件事 - 先锋队就是 - Something I got to tell you. - The Pioneers have meant
Taylor家族的世界 作为家族一员 the world to the Taylor clan. That's who I am.
一个队长 爱国者 培训服务局督导 Troop leader. Patriot. TSA supervisor.
和一名父亲 就是我Barry Taylor And dad. I am Barry Taylor.
先生们 为何不关掉电子设备 Gentlemen, why don't we put down the electronic devices,
多融入一些呢? and try to get into it a little bit?
嗯? 毕竟... 我们是为了孩子 Hmm? After all... we're here for the kids.
好的 Fine.
抱歉 Sorry.
为了孩子? 什么话啊? Here for the kids? What's he talking about?
好了 孩子们 谁想开心一下? OK, kids. Who wants to have some fun?
我! Yeah!
我们一起去挖个洞吧 Let's go dig a hole.
- 你干嘛啊? - 我俩去挖洞怎样? - What's your problem? - How about we go dig a hole.
他一直那样瞪着我 He's giving me the stink eye.
你这毛贼 我很爱她 爱得很深 You thief. I loved her. I loved her so much.
- 你在说什么? - 不关你事 "老女人" - What are you saying? - My beef is not with you, old woman.
谢谢 Thank you.
- 好的 我弄好了 - 他还有很多 - OK, now I got it. - He has a lot.
嗨 Zach Emily 为什么不让你爷爷 Hey, Zach, Emily. Why don't you get your grandpa
停止办公... to leave the office...
...然后过来丛林加入我们? ...and come over here and join us in the woods?
他不是我们的爷爷 是我们的爸爸 He's not our grandpa, he's our dad.
完全了解 Zach 我爷爷也和我父亲一样 Sure, Zach. My grandpa was like a dad to me, too.
Barry队长 他就是我爸爸 另外一个是他搭档 He is, Troop Master Barry. He's my dad, and that's his partner.
- 就像我们有两个爸爸一样 - 我也才发现 - It's like we have two dads! - Just found out.
相信我 这令人惊讶 Trust me. It was a surprise.
- 我们一起30年了 - 感觉像有50年 - Been together 30 years. - Feels like 50.
- 哦 那么... - 我们是灵魂搭档 真的 - Oh, well... - We're soul mates, really.
你也一定有个死党 You must have a best buddy.
是的 比如一个兄弟? 一个你可以... Yeah. A pal? Someone you can...
- 好的 - 保重 - Fine. - Take care.
- 独行侠 - 独行侠 - Loner. - Loner.
- 窝囊废! - 窝囊废 - Loser! - Loser.
- 禁止熊入内 - 谢谢 Barry队长 - No bears allowed. - Thank you, Troop Master Barry.
- 谢谢 - 不客气 孩子们 - Thanks. - No trouble at all, kids.
两个小妞要玩终结飞盘吗? You ladies ready to play a little Ultimate Frisbee?
- 当然了 雄性激素充沛男 - 当然 - I think so, Mr. Testosterone. - Yeah.
终结飞盘? 我俩的保留节目 Ultimate Frisbee? That's our game.
- 为孩子好好干一场 好吗? - 加油! - Let's do this for our kids, huh? - Yeah!
来吧 兄弟 干起来 是的 为了孩子们 是的 宝贝 Come on, man. Let's do it. Yeah, for the kids. Yeah, baby.
好的 大干一场 体育行销! All right, let's do this. Sports marketing!
体育行销! 对! 搞定它 拿下! Sports marketing! Yeah! Make the deal. Get them!
- 那是熊的"地雷" 先生们 - 是... 是的 它是 - That's bear scat, gentlemen. - Yeah... Yeah, it is.
- 爸爸? - 怎么? - Dad? - Yeah?
我觉得"地雷"是说的便便 I think "scat" is poop.
- 真的吗 儿子? - 是的 - Really, son? - Yeah.
- 你把熊大便抹我脸上了? - 是的 - You wiped poop on my face? - Yeah.
幸运便 兄弟 Scat happens, man.
One, two, three, four, 1 2 3 4
five, six, seven, eight... 5 6 7 8...
哈... Aah...
继续跑! Go long!
对! 就这样 宝贝! Yes! Yeah, baby!
Barry 我在这 我这里没人! Barry! I'm over here, I'm open!
- 嗨 - 我这里没人! - Hey! - I'm open!
- 哦! - 给... - Oh! - Get...
- 抱歉 - 哦 我的牙龈! - Sorry. - Ow, my gums!
你只敢让同僚帮你打吗? You get your wingman to fight your battles for you?
- 我没有抢你的妞 - 我是个男人 - I didn't take your woman. - I'm a man.
- 我不认识你的妞! - 你先是偷走了Janice Applebaum - I don't know your woman! - First you steal Janice Applebaum.
- 你弄错了(《噬魂师》说牙龈与灵魂有关) - 现在你又偷走我的灵魂 - You're confused! - Then you steal my soul.
- 什么? - 我宣战了 赶紧笑吧 - What? - Now it's on, smiley.
监 狱 规 则 ! Prison rules!
- 监狱规则? - 哦 孩子 - Prison rules? - Oh, boy.
哇哦! Whoo!
加油 老爸 你能站起来的 Come on, Dad. You can get up.
还是算了吧 Never mind.
后面 后面 后面 Back, back, back, back.
暂停 Time out.
啊! Ah!
别压着我! Get off of me!
躺着吧 残兵败将 Stay down, gentle warrior.
哦... Ooh...
放 Pull.
- 教科书般的连中 - 干得漂亮 Barry - Textbook double bull's eye. - Nice, Barry.
我那一整箱勋章就这样来的 有人想试吗? That's how you get yourself a chest full of merit patches. Anyone else?
放! Pull!
- Barry... - 我说...放! - Barry... - I said... pull!
我的错! My bad!
不 No!
- Ted爷爷 - 我们也会得勋章了 - Grandpa Ted! - We should get our merit patches
- 因为我们是他的孩子 - 对不起 这很糟吗? - just for being his kids. - Sorry! How bad is it?
- 非常! - 知道 - Bad! - OK.
拜你小小户外探险所赐 As a result of your little outdoor adventure,
我的坐骨神经开始发飙了 I just want you to know that my sciatica has flared up,
而且我臭得像牛粪 and I stink like a steakhouse.
- 所以 谢谢 - 哦 不客气 - So thanks. - Oh, you're welcome.
事实是我把 Don't mind the fact that I took
三天的露营生活缩短到9个小时 a three-day camping trip and shortened it to nine hours.
- 我点着了! 哇! - 哦 不! - I made fire! Wow! - Oh, no!
这真糟糕 快去发动汽车 That's not good. Get the car ready.
一点间接的破坏 让我们可以继续做生意了 Little collateral damage, but we're back on track with the deal.
现在该关注高尔夫球赛了 你的背还好吗? Now it's all about the golf game. How's your back?
- 很紧 - 那就放松点 - Tight. - Untighten it.
因为Nishamura把高尔夫比作生活 Because Nishamura uses golf as a metaphor for life.
如果你搞砸了 那就要跟Nishamura说"撒哟拉拉"了(日语再见) So if you mess that up, it's sayonara, Nishamura.
- 我的神奇小药丸 - 我管家通常都把 - One of my little magic pills. - My housekeeper happens to
药丸放一圆形盒子里排好 像这样 arrange them in an organized circular fashion, like so.
- 真漂亮 - 是的 - Pardon-moi. - Yes.
不可思议 什么时候我们变得像 我们老爸一样了 That's amazing. When did we become our fathers?
兄弟 我很想见识下Barry队长 Man, I'd like to see Troop Leader Barry
如何抵抗这些小丸子的副作用 deal with the side effects of even one of these puppies.
看这个 防治前列腺老化 Look at this. For my aging prostate.
- 是的 - 副作用包括 - Right. - Side effects include
舌头肿胀 口干 口腔溃疡 swollen tongue, dry mouth and pus-filled canker sores.
- 真搞 - 这是一粒关节消炎药 - Come on. - This is a joint anti-inflammatory.
剂量过大会导致食欲失控 Maximum dosage may cause bouts of uncontrollable appetite.
这没什么 吃东西 我不在乎 That's not so bad. The munchies. I could deal with that.
看这个 高血压药 Look at this one. High blood pressure.
当心景深感觉突失 "Watch out for sudden loss of depth perception."
这小药丸能降低胆固醇 This tiny pill lowers your bad cholesterol.
但我第一次吃时 脸部偏瘫了 But the first time I took it, partial facial paralysis.
- 不会吧 - 我那脸呆得就像小丑 - Come on. - I froze up like a circus clown.
- 比如"哈" - 你真搞笑 - I was, like, "Ha." - You're kidding.
对 还有这样... Yeah, like...
- 治我背的 - 兄弟... - Threw my back out. - Man...
- 我们还要照顾多久? - 一周零四天九小时 - How much longer we got? - One week, four days, nine hours.
- 额...上帝保佑 - 上帝保佑吧 - Mmm... Good Lord. - God help us all.
嗨 爸爸 我急需一个Fontana国王 Hey, Dad, I'm in desperate need of a King Fontana.
- 你想来玩吗? - 我的医生说 - You want to play? - My doctor says that
我不能弯腰 甚至打高尔夫时蹲下都不行 I can't get down on the floor, even crouch, on a golf day.
我膝盖好像是遗传致病的 It seems I have a genetic predisposition to knee problems.
这意味着你也有 所以你必须小心 That means you have it, too. So you have to be very careful.
Nick 我叫你别用环氧树脂 Nick, I told you not to use epoxy.
会留下永久的污痕和臭味 It's going to leave a permanent stain and an odor.
为什么你就不能夸我一次? Why can't you ever tell me I did a good job?
好了 大师 教教我这个? All right, maestro, how do I do this?
哦 好的... 先左旋90度 Um, OK... You want to go quarter turn clockwise,
推下控制杆 再把反向控制杆 旋转180度... grab the lever, then use the counter lever to spin 180 degrees...
你干嘛在这儿给它充电? Why are you charging that in here?
我如果一直给爸添麻烦 他就不能工作了 对吗? I keep getting in Dad's way. He can't do any business in here, right?
然后再像这样松开 就打开了 Release like that, and voil?
看看是否有儿童牙膏 Check if they have kids' toothpaste.
大人的东西很不... That old people stuff burns my...
- 我们要说吗? - 我好像记得是怎么放的 - Should we tell? - I think I remember where they go.
我们把这个放在... We'll put this one in...
- 这个在这 - 那个在那 - This one in here. - Put them in here.
Ooh... Mmm.
我在干什么 孩子们呢 What am I doing? They're guys.
孩子们 我们走 你们饿不饿? OK, guys, let's go! Are you guys still hungry?
- 我们刚刚吃过 - 你也是 - We just ate. - So did you.
我知道 但现在又饿了 I know, but I'm starved.
真诡异 That's weird. Hmm.
你随身带着糖果吗? 别想骗我 Do you have candy bars on you? Don't lie to me.
- 他怎么了? - 我不知道 - What's wrong with him? - I don't know.
- 你好! - 你好! 你来了啊 - Hey! - Hey! You made it.
- 我们来了 是的 - 我们能去玩吗? - We made it. Yeah. - Can we go play?
去吧 那边有很多好玩的 去吧 Go ahead. There's games over there. Check it out.
稍后见 Catch you later.
- 哦 - 哇 你朋友真多 - Oh! - Wow. You got a lot of friends.
哦 并不是每个都是 Oh, well, they're not actually all my friends.
这是我参加的一个丧亲团 It's a bereavement group I belong to.
- 丧亲? - 是的 - Bereavement? - Yeah.
我奶奶六个月前过世了 My grandma passed away six months ago.
- 很抱歉 - 这里的人有各自的丧亲之痛 - I'm sorry. - Everyone here is dealing with loss.
然后到周末我们会一起吃个饭 And then on the weekends we have a potluck.
饭? 在哪? Potluck? Where?
Nishamura先生 很荣幸 Mr. Nishamura. It's an honor.
- 很高兴见到你 - 我也是 - Nice to meet you. - You, too.
哦 Oh.
- 我的儿子 Riku - Riku. - My son, Riku. - Riku.
- 好的 你好... - 你好 你好 你好 - Yeah, hey. Hey. Hey... - Hey. Hey. Hey.
哦! Oh!
谢谢你 Thank you.
舌头肿胀 Tongue is swollen.
我们将这一餐献给勇敢的Justine We are dedicating lunch today to our brave Justine,
她两天前刚刚去世 who passed away just two days ago.
语音信箱 不! Charlie 是我 Voicemail. No! Charlie, it's me.
我俩可能吃错药了 I think we switch peers.
我喜欢纸杯蛋糕 I love cupcakes!
她留给我们一件礼物 就是她那举世闻名的大黄派 She left us a gift of one of her world-famous rhubarb pies,
那是她在生命中最后几个小时 强忍疼痛为我们烘焙的 that she baked through her pain of the last few hours of her life.
- 上帝保佑! - 说不出话 请回我电 - Good mercy! - No talk. Nishamura. Call me.
你准备好了吗? Are you ready?
那是Justine的大黄派 That's Justine's rhubarb pie!
她在哪? 我想给她一个大大的拥抱 Where is she? I want to give Justine a big hug.
- 她去世了 - 致哀 - She's dead. - My condolences.
她去世了! She's dead!
她去世了! 去世了! 还给我 她去世了! She's dead! She's dead! Give me it! Dead! She's dead!
这是第二赞的 That's a close second.
噢喔... 啊哟! Ooh... Ah!
- 我的脸在抽搐吗? - 你看起来还好 - Is my face twitching? - You look great.
你看起来... 还好 You look... great.
Charlie? 你没事吧? Charlie? Are you OK?
关于派的事我非常抱歉 I am so sorry about that whole pie thing.
肯定是我血糖过低或什么的 It must be my blood sugar or something.
没事 我已经安抚好他们了 It's OK. I think I calmed them down.
过来吧 现在是圈坐时间 Come on. We're having circle time.
- 圈坐时间? - 就是大家坐下 - Circle time? - It's when the whole group
聚在一起分享彼此的悲伤 gathers and shares their grief.
哦...孩子们 我等下回来 我要去圈坐 Oh... Guys, I'll be back. I got to go to circle time.
- 额... 嗨 Dan? - 怎么? - Um... Hey, Dan? - Hmm?
你还好吧? 我最近刚买了套3000大洋 的正宗日本和服 How are you doing? I recently put down $3,000 on an authentic Japanese kimono.
我只是想确认一切都正常 I just want to make sure it goes OK.
Aah... Aah...
Dan桑 不介意用我的球杆吧? Dan-san, would you like to use my club?
这是"可以"的意思吗? Is that a "yes"?
- 他为什么不理我父亲? - 没 他只是太紧张 - Why is he ignoring my father? - No, he's just really intense.
他忽略了比赛以外的一切 这种专注力你该学学 孩子 He excludes all but the game. A focus you could learn, my son.
- 哦... - 我就知道 哦 上帝保佑 - Ooh... - I knew it. Oh, gosh.
呼吸 保持呼吸就行了 走走缓和一下 Breathe. Just breathe through it. Walk it off. Walk it off.
我们很好 我们很好 你继续打 We're good. We're good. Just take a shot.
刚过去 又再次袭来... It just passes, and then... And then it comes back.
9个月的痛苦折磨 After nine months of excruciating pain,
- 癌症扩散了 - 有我们陪伴你 - the cancer had spread. - We're all here for you.
- 这很好笑吗? - 他觉得好笑 - Do you think this is funny? - He thinks it's funny.
每个人表示悲伤的方式不同 Everybody grieves in their own way.
- 这倒是 - 如果我不笑 会哭的 - That's true. - If I don't laugh, I'll cry.
高尔夫神在庇佑着你 The golf gods look favorably upon you.
这是个好兆头 This is a very good omen.
那个派很好吃 That was some delicious pie.
Dan 你看到Nishamura的文件了吗? Dan, have you seen the Nishamura file?
嗨 爸 也许明天你可以教我骑自行车 Hey Dad, maybe tomorrow you can teach me how to ride a two-wheel.
我现在有很多事要做 I got a lot on my mind right now.
我必须集中精力做好生意 I'm trying to focus, finish this business deal.
拜托 老爸 你一点不努力 Come on, Dad. You're not even trying.
我在奋斗 懂吗? 和努力一样 只是还没成功 I'm struggling, OK? That's like trying, it just... without succeeding.
哦 天哪 他把传真插头拔掉了 Oh, come on. He unplugged the fax machine.
俩空的不插 非拔传真机插头 Two open plugs and he has to unplug the fax machine
- 来给他那小游戏机充电 - 没事的 别生气 - to plug in his little gaming system. - Big deal. Come on.
若不能准时收传真 就做不成生意 You can't run a business if you can't get faxes on time.
这就是我不想要孩子的原因 This is the reason I didn't want to have kids.
我不是在说你 Zach I wasn't talking about you, Zach.
嗨 Zach Hey, Zach.
嘿 Zach Zach... Hey, Zach. Zach...
Zachary!
我毁掉了他们敬仰的纪念碑 还烧掉了营地 I defaced a venerated monument, literally. Burned down a campground.
我儿子因此而对我非常失望 My son, for all intents and purposes, is giving up on me.
我一直在辜负他们 I'm failing them everywhere I look.
Emily 前一刻想我扮个超级英雄 Emily, one minute she wants me to be a superhero,
- 下一刻又要我扮狮子 然后国王 - 那就扮国王 傻瓜! - the next minute a lion, then a king. - Then be a king, you idiot!
扮超级英雄 狮子 扮成她所想的一切 Be a superhero, be a lion, be whatever she wants.
你还不明白? 她只是想有个人保护她 Don't you get it? She just wants someone to protect her.
- 就这样? - 是啊 - That's it? - Yes.
你要站在他们的角度 换位思考 You have to be on their level. Be like them.
5岁庆生 你知道我爸送什么了吗? You know what my dad gave me for my fifth birthday?
- 什么? - 一个计算器 - What? - A calculator.
我搞不懂自己为何 I don't know what it is about me
一看见你身处困境就会 奋不顾身的帮你 that sees you in a crisis and then comes galloping to your rescue.
但我可能就这样 对吧? But I guess I am who I am, aren't I?
想找个与孩子沟通的渠道吗? You need help connecting with these kids?
我给你找一个 I'm going to find you help.
Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy!
- 哇哦! - 一起摇滚 宝贝 - Whoo! - Rocked it, baby.
女士们 风华永存 Ladies, beautiful as always.
- Jimmy Mac! - Charlie!
- 很棒 兄弟! - 还好吗? Charlie 看看你! - Yeah, brother! - What's up? Charlie, look at you!
- 见见我朋友 Dan - 你好 - Meet my friend, Dan. - Hey.
告诉我你感觉到了 有感觉到吗 兄弟? Tell me you felt it. Did you feel it, man?
- 有震颤吗? - 通电般震颤 - Was it electrifying? - Electrifying.
谢了 女士 Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.
就像牛奶巧克力融入鼻息 真棒! Like chocolate milk coming through the nose, baby! Yeah!
各位 明天还有两场 有什么事吗? Two shows tomorrow, everybody. So what's going on?
- 我想请你帮个忙 - 什么忙? - I was gonna ask you a favor. - What you need?
记得在Wade那聚会时你谈起的 Remember at Wade's party you were talking about
真人木偶装置吗? 做好了吗? a human puppeteer, this mechanism? You got that done?
我悄悄跟你说的那个? When I was talking to you in confidence?
- 是的 - 你总是出难题 - Yeah. - You always had that problem.
这兄弟有麻烦 他没法跟他的孩子相处 This man is in trouble. He has trouble relating to his own children.
- 哦 天哪 - 他需要帮助 - Oh, my God. - He needs your help.
用你的技术 我们能拯救他 With your technology, we can fix this.
- 哦 谢谢 - 真的 - Oh, thank you. - It's true.
让我确认一下 你们是想雇用我 Let me get this right. You want to hire me
把这个焦虑的男人做成一个人偶吗? to take this uptight man and make him a human puppet?
- 是的 - 我帮你 - Yes. - I'm gonna do it for you.
- 太好了! - 各位 行动 行动 哇哦! - Aah! - Everybody, chop, chop! Whoo!
- 我感觉非常棒! - 好的 我们一起搞定 - I feel so doggone good here. - All right. We're good to go.
现在 你说你朋友不知道怎么玩 Now, you told me that your friend didn't know how to play.
- 真的 - Dan 你没必要学 - It's true. - Dan, now you don't have to.
- Charlie 会帮你玩 - 穿这套装备吗? - Charlie's going to play for you. - With this suit?
- 是的 把这粘在你裤子里 - 为什么? - Yes. Stick this down your pants. - Why?
它会产生振动 刺激你的"笑骨" That thing will emit such a jolt that it will literally tickle your funny bone.
这是杯特别的茶 This is a proper tea.
杯子 端起它 Cup. Bring it up.
来个兰花指 Pinky.
真的很棒 This is awesome.
哦 Fontana国王 我非常欣赏有修养的绅士 Oh, King Fontana, I do so admire a proper gentleman.
我也非常欣赏有修养的绅士 非常非常 欣赏 I admire proper gentlemen, too. I admire them very, very much.
这? What?
这真是杯好茶 That was a good cup of tea.
谢谢 作为这个国家的公主 我亲自为你泡制的 Why, thank you. As princess of the land, I have made it specially.
- 它是便便味的 - 她真可爱 - It is poo-poo flavored. - She's cute.
- 他没有笑 让他笑 - 看这个 - He didn't laugh. Make him laugh. - Watch this.
笑啊 人偶 再笑 Laugh, puppet. Laugh, laugh.
"我的董事会在此 可以讨论了" "Here with my board. Have questions."
太好了 我也有滑板(与董事会同字) Cool. I have my board, too.
Nissan与我们在竞速领域合作了多年 "Nissan has been our marketing partner in racing for many years."
"Nissan很烂" "Nissan is poop."
Ah, ah.
语气够硬 你建议我们与Nissan脱钩吗? Strong words. You suggest we sever ties?
赛车 算不错 Racecars. Cool.
"...但机器人更好" "... but robots are cooler."
他怎么知道我们正主攻这个领域? How could he know we're exploring a major push in that field?
"太无聊了 我要走了" "This is boring. I'm leaving now."
- 很无畏啊 这个人 - 让他转 - Fearless, this one. - Spin him.
- 哇哦! - 让他转 再转 - Whoa! - Spin him. Spin him again.
- 转过头了 - 是的 - Too much spin. - Yeah.
我没事 I'm OK.
我叮嘱过你兄弟别把电池弄湿 现在看他的了 I told your boy not to get the battery pack wet. He's on his own.
对不起 Emily Sorry, Emily.
公主? Princess?
Fontana国王? King Fontana?
游戏开始了 Game on.
愿意为您效劳 我的女士 At your service, my lady.
这么多年后他们找回你时 You know when they found you after so many years
我的很多臣民都充满了恐惧 there were many in my kingdom who were trepidatious.
- 真是不客气的用词 - 哦 人们真的很害怕 - Really hard word. - Oh. People were scared.
即使身为国王的我 你的国王 也很害怕 And even most regal I, your king, was frightened.
- 会害怕的国王? 哈 - 我知道 人们会这么笑我 哈... - A king who was scared? Ha! - I know. 'T is to laugh. Ha...
但这是事实 But 'tis true.
这也是国王有时会像个 讨厌的癞蛤蟆的原因 'T is the reason why a king may act like a toad.
但是从国王找到你的那一刻起 But the day your king found you,
他就宣誓会永远保护你 he vowed to protect you forever.
即使他还不了解你 还刚刚适应你的想法 Even though he didn't know you, could barely speak your language,
而且 肯定的 还有一些害怕... and yes, was a little afraid...
...他发誓会不顾一切扫除所有 会伤害到你的事和物 ...he vowed to vanquish any and all who would do you harm in any way.
你知道的 对吗 Emily? You know that. Right, Emily?
你知道我会永远在你身边 You know I'll always be there for you.
你是我的女儿 我永远爱你 You're my daughter, and I will love you forever.
- 你哭了? - 不 我没有 我没有哭 - Are you crying? - No, I'm not. I'm not crying.
Jimmy Mac 你在哭吗? 别这样 Jimmy Jimmy Mac, you crying? Come on, Jimmy.
女士 我是你卑微的仆人 Your humble servant, madam.
- 好的 - 别放手 爸 - OK. - Don't let go, Dad.
这让我想起了在Advertising Age 上看到的一篇文章 This reminds me of an article I once read in Advertising Age,
说是公司品牌资产的丢失 which talked about the fact that a loss in a firm's brand assets
与其市场价值的增长呈负相关 is negatively correlated with increased market valuation.
爸 我不明白你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about, Dad.
我说的是 你已学会骑自行车了 Let's talk about the fact that you're riding a two-wheeler on your own.
- 不需要扶了 孩子 不需要了! - 我做到了 爸 我做到了! - No hands, baby! No hands! - I'm doing it, Dad! I'm doing it!
是的 你做到了! Yeah! You're doing it.
Oh...
击打! Hit it!
笨蛋 Rookies.
给你们 真棒 There you go. That was awesome.
嗨 快看! 是我们 Hey, look! Look! That's us!
耶! Yeah!
祖父节快乐!
你们对我们公司资产的了解 让我们印象深刻 We were most impressed by your knowledge of our assets base.
但最终是你们关于机器人的想法 说服了我们 But ultimately, it was your robotics idea
使交易达成 that pushed us over the top.
- 机器人? - 微笑点头 - Robotics? - Smile and nod.
我们在这边已准备好下一步了 We here, at NMG, are ready to go to the next step.
收拾好行李 Craig桑 欢迎来东京 Pack your bag, Craig-san. You're moving to Tokyo.
我工作很努力的! 感觉成功被卖了! I've worked so hard! It's like I've just been traded!
- 我们稍后翻译这句 - 过来吧! - We'll translate that later. - Come on over!
- 他太兴奋了 - 哇哦! - He's very excited. - Whoo!
记得 周四早上 Remember, Thursday morning,
跟Nishamura和他的管理团队 开视频会议 conference call with Nishamura and the board.
你开个头 然后我们会跟进 You set things up, and we'll take it from there.
收到 周四视频会议 我已经准备好 大开杀戒 Got it. Conference call Thursday, tee it up for the big guns.
我想说谢谢 你们俩个 I just want to say thanks, you guys.
没人像你们这样信任我 Nobody's ever really believed in me the way that you two have.
而这对我意味深长 你们两个就像... And it really means a lot to me. You guys are like...
就像我那从未出现过的父亲 很感谢你们 You're like the two dads that I never had. I really appreciate it.
我的两位父亲 我会让你们骄傲的 My two father figures. I'm going to do you proud.
- 好的 - 去吧(也是他的外号) - All right. - Go To.
- 千万别迟到了 - 哇哦! - You don't want to be late. - Whoo!
小心 日本 我动真格了 Look out, Japan. Here comes some serious business.
背后贴条: (在这嘘嘘! 我笨到极致! 踩我! 砍我!)
哦 上帝保佑 Oh, God help us.
太酷了 妈 爸教会我骑自行车了 It was so cool, Mom. Dad taught me how to ride a two-wheeler,
而且我还与纽约Mets队玩了下 (纽约大都会棒球队) and then we got to hang out with the New York Mets!
让我跟她说说 而且爸爸许诺说 Let me talk to her. And Dad promised that he'd
今年的生日他会搞得很隆重 do something huge for our birthday this year.
但现在要守口如瓶 But he won't even tell us what it is.
- 让我跟他打个招呼 - 好的 - Let me say hi to him. - OK.
嗨 我明天去接你 不准拒绝 Hey. I'm coming to get you tomorrow. No arguments.
明早 我有个重要的视频会议 Tomorrow morning, I have the biggest conference call
有生以来最重要的 但那之后我任你差遣 in my entire career, but after that I'm all yours.
不可思议 我迫于无奈 把孩子交给你 It's amazing. I left the kids with you out of desperation,
但结果却如此出人意料 but now I can't imagine having done it differently.
我也是 Me too.
哦 天啊 这该创纪录了 Oh, great. This is a record.
他拔掉了笔记本 手机 灯 还有报警闹... He unplugged a laptop, BlackBerry, lamp, an alarm cl...
- Charlie! - 怎么了? - Charlie! - What?
- 干嘛?! - 视频会议 - What?! - Conference call.
- 我们走 - 不 不 不 - Let's go! - No, no, no.
- 我的笔记 - 来不及了 - My notes! - No time!
- 3 2 1... - 孩子们 上车! - In three, two, one... - Kids! In the car!
等我下...好了... Just a second... Good...
Nishamura桑 Nishamura-san.
请接受我们因迟到的真诚歉意 Please accept our sincere apology for the delay.
我们相信我们的同事Craig 已经开始了他的介绍 We trust our colleague, Craig, has already begun the presentation.
好像你们的同事Craig抵达东京后 I'm afraid your colleague, Craig, has not been
就杳无音信了 seen nor heard from since the moment he arrived.
是吗? Really?
他是个小个子 He's just a little thing.
像个小精灵 穿正装的精灵 He looks more like a little leprechaun in a business suit.
- 你们不会不认得他 - 红头发... - You can't miss him. - Red hair...
他来的第一晚在银座给我电话 He called me from the Ginza his first night,
我只听见... and all I heard was...
电子音乐...还有像卡拉OK一样的 嘈杂声 Techno music... and something about the teachings of a karaoke master.
嗨 ?Hey-hey
哎! 哎! 哎! Ai! Ai! Ai!
- 哈... - Dan桑 - Ah... - Dan-san.
我对您的尊敬已经到了极致 但是迟到一个小时 I have the utmost respect for you, but an hour delay
再加上少一位执行官 不是让人满意的做法 and a missing executive is not the way to begin a relationship.
我们会尽己所能弥补 We will do anything to make it work out.
我们会为您提供7X24小时竭诚服务 We are there for you, Nishamura-san, 24/7.
很好 这是我想听到的 所以 如果我们的合作还想继续 Good. That is what I hoped to hear. So, if we are to move forward
你和Charlie两个都必须来东京 you and Charlie are the ones who must move here to Tokyo
当面联络 and be our liaison.
这是我最后也是唯一的要求 That is my final and only offer.
好吧...就这样 就这么做 马上 OK... Let's do this. Let's do this. Just do it.
- 谢谢 哦 - 嗨 - Thank you. Oh! - Hey.
哦 自由 总算又闻到自由了 Oh! Freedom. I can smell the air again.
- 孩子们怎样? - 很好 - How are the kids? - Great.
- 我们先走吧 - 好的 - Maybe we should get going. - OK.
我谨遵自己的座右铭 "与时间赛跑 做时间主人" I just went with the motto, "Don't serve the time, let the time serve you."
而事实是 Dan 我却一直在反省 我们的事情 The truth is, Dan, most of what I was reflecting on was us.
真的吗? Really?
而你也向我和孩子们证明了你 And the way you've proven yourself to me with the kids.
- 上帝保佑你 - 我们的孩子们 - Bless you. - Our kids.
- 是的 - 也许你两周前说的没错 - Yeah. - Maybe you were right two weeks ago.
或者我们该重新开始了 Maybe it is time to give us another try.
真的吗? Really?
时机 Timing.
- 时机正好 - 时机 - Timing's perfect. - Timing.
- 哇噢 - 哇噢 - Wow. - Wow.
他们在哪呢? Where are they?
- 哦 宝贝们 - 妈妈 - Oh, my babies. - Mom.
哦 我太想你们了 Oh! I missed you so much.
好吧 我给你们做了些东西 All right. I made you guys something.
酷! Cool!
谢谢 妈妈 Thanks, Mom.
别担心 Charlie 也有你的 Don't worry, Charlie. I didn't forget you.
我给你雕了个小肥皂兔 I carved you a little soap bunny.
哦 Charlie Oh, Charlie.
我得把圣诞礼物单上这条划掉了 I'll strike that right off my Christmas list.
哦 这真是个贴心的礼物 太棒了 Hey, that's a thoughtful gift. That's wonderful.
我们全家来讨论个事吧 We need to discuss something, though, as a family.
- 我给你们一点时间 - 好的 - I'll give you a moment. - OK.
当你再次进入我生活时 我和Charlie正在经手一宗大买卖 When you reappeared in my life, Charlie and I were in the middle of a deal
是我们合作30年来最大的生意 that could be the culmination of our 30 years in this business.
为拿下这笔生意 我必须搬去日本 But in order to close that deal... I have to move to Japan.
那我们生日呢 那个盛大的宴会呢? What about our birthday? The big party?
我可能赶不上了 I'm probably going to miss this one.
但我会很努力然后每半年回来一次 But I'm going to try really hard and come back every six months.
所以下次应该赶得上 对吧? So I'll make the next one most likely, you know?
那你两周前说的呢? What about what you said two weeks ago?
你说的尽力完善这个家? What about trying to make us work?
我说过 用心说的 但... I meant that. I really did. But...
但 爸爸 如果你去日本 谁来保护这个王国? But, Daddy, if you move to Japan, who will protect the kingdom?
我知道你想我成为一个超级英雄 Emily I know you wanted me to be a superhero, Emily.
你们都想我成为那样的人 You all wanted me to be one.
但我不是 我也希望可以 But I'm not. I wish I could be.
我也希望每天能从日本飞回来 I'd fly back and forth from Japan every day.
但我只是个做行销的 I'm just a guy in marketing.
我去帮孩子们打包 I'm going to go pack the kids.
对不起 让你们失望了 I'm sorry, you guys.
- 你好 谢谢 - 能帮你拿包吗? - Hello. Thank you. - May I take your bag?
为何不把这生意看作我们的孩子? Why don't we think of this deal as our child.
- 嗯 - 你好 嗨 - Uh-huh. - Hello. Hi.
我知道你确实因离别而心烦 但我们会弥补的 好吗? I know you're upset about leaving, but we're going to fix it, OK?
我们会找个人顶替那伶俐的Craig We're going to find somebody to replace Craig who's smarter,
然后半年到一年 我们就回来 好吗? and in six months to a year, we're home. OK?
- 真的吗? - 当前我只想告诉你 - You think? - This time I just say to you,
"拥抱它 人们都爱日本" "Embrace it. People love Japan."
- 想要点吗? - 不 - Want some? - No!
- 什么? 不? - 不 不 是的 - What? No? - No. No. OK.
事实上 我可能很像《蝙蝠侠》 里的小丑 The truth is, I probably looked like the Joker from Batman.
但也很悲恸 为那些可怜的丧亲之人 But I felt bad. These poor, sad people.
不管怎样 我是第一个冒犯了丧亲团 Anyway, I'm the first guy to insult a bereavement group
却仍然赢得女孩的家伙 and still get the girl.
这就是美国人的机智! That's Yankee ingenuity!
拜托 Charlie 再给我们展示下 你那个面瘫的微笑 Please, Charlie, show us that facial paralysis smile one more time.
好的 该你了 超级明星 All right, do your thing, superstar.
谢谢 Thank you.
美国体育市场是一个危机四伏的领域 The American sports market is a minefield,
而我今天展示的是 and what I'd like to do today
一张通过危险区域的地图... is draw a map through that minefield so that...
好的 Dan 开始吧 OK, Dan. Let's get going.
我点错文件了 I accessed the wrong file.
- 爸爸! - 嗨 爸爸 - Dad! - Hey, Dad.
嗯... 一点技术问题... Um... A little technical...
- 我用笔记介绍吧 - 好的 - I can do it from my notes. - OK.
第一块市场划分是 恩... The first market segment is, um...
继续啊 Let's go.
关于儿童体育品的创意... The idea of sports to a kid...
Dan 怎么了? Dan, what's going on?
你怎能把会议搞砸 我全为你铺垫好了 How could you have tanked that meeting? The way I set you up,
就算你说我们雇员是一群猴子 他们也会照单全收 you could've told them we were hiring monkeys and they would have bought it!
这是我们的梦想 Dan! That was our dream, Dan!
这本会使我们跻身 体育行销名人堂的 That was going to put us in the hall of fame of sports marketing.
开车! Go!
记得我们的美足联盟账户吗? 本来会爆满! Remember that USFL account we got? That would've been the one to tank!
- 能请你闭嘴吗?! - 现在你又开口了! - Will you please shut up?! - Now you speak!
- 你想尝尝吗 来啊! - 来啊! 来啊! - You want a piece of me? Bring it! - Bring it! Come on!
好了! 抱歉 All right! Sorry.
这下该怎么办 小白? How's this going to work out, snowball?
我不知道 小黑 你肯定会没事的 I don't know, man tan. You'll be OK.
你会跳着踢踏舞找到一份崭新的工作 然后再把一个35岁的妞 You'll tap-dance your way into a brand-new job, still date 35-year-olds.
你永远长不大 你也不用担心 因为有我罩着 You never grew up. You never had to. You always had me.
- 天恩! - 座位真小! - God! - It is small enough!
- 闭嘴 Charlie! - 像个沙丁鱼罐头 - Shut up, Charlie! - Made for a sardine.
- 我是个大男人 这小座位 - 是的 你是大男人... - I'm a big man. This is a little seat. - Yeah, you're a big ma...
- 别再试图改变我 Charlie - 你知道我改变不了 - Stop trying to change me, Charlie. - You know I can't do that.
- 我放弃了 - 放弃听我的建议了吗? - Then I'm done. - Done with taking my advice?
- 恩 是的 - 还有深夜饶舌会? - Mmm-hmm. - Late-night rap sessions?
但不肯放弃分享Vail吧 But not done with the time-share in Vail.
不 我放弃你了 No, I'm done with you.
欢迎乘坐飞往纽约的第九航班 Welcome aboard, flight nine to New York.
我们将一起度过这18小时的旅程 We got 18 hours of flight time ahead of us,
故此跟你身边的人聊聊天吧 so turn to the person next to you and get to know them.
这会是一个漫长的旅程 It's going to be a long ride.
你是哪里人? Where you from?
这旅途从头到尾都糟透了 The whole trip was a bust from start to finish.
Amanda 我可以等下回你吗? Amanda, could I call you back?
我得去狗狗旅馆领回Lucky 再打给你 I got to pick up Lucky from the dog hotel. I'll call you.
我的孩子在哪? 我的孩子在哪? Where's my boy? Where's my boy?
Lucky 来啊 孩子 我的狗狗呢! Lucky, come here, boy. Where's my goo-go!
他在哪里? Where is he?
- 他在哪里? - 我们有打给你 - Where is he? - We tried to call.
你好 Daniel 我是Charlie Hello, Daniel, it's Charlie.
想告诉你 陪我一起愉快度过14年 Thought you'd like to know that after 14 wonderful, fulfilling years together,
真正的铁哥们Lucky 过世了 my true best friend, Lucky, has passed.
可能我的生活不如你所祝福的那样 Maybe my life isn't as blessed as you paint it to be.
我只是想告知你葬礼安排在周二 I thought you'd like to know that the funeral is this Tuesday
我将在家里举行一个小追念会 followed by a small, tasteful reception at my house.
不管你来不来我都不在意 I'm indifferent as to whether you come.
先生们 我是Craig Gentlemen, it's Craig,
我回纽约了 and I'm back in New York.
我知道我搞砸了 I know I messed up.
我会为我的错误承担所有责任 I take full responsibility for the mistakes that I made.
我不会乞求什么 也不会再致电 I'm not going to beg, and I won't call again.
事实上我是个早产儿 The truth is that I was a preemie.
我早产了几周 据说当时还有些缺氧 I was several weeks premature, and there was talk of oxygen deprivation.
我不是找借口 但是医生说... I'm not making excuses, but the doctor said...
傻瓜 Idiot.
噢... Oh...
你认识某人很多年后 You know someone a bunch of years,
会很容易忘记要多大的缘分 才换来与之共度 and it's easy to forget that you were fortunate enough
甚至哪怕只是一次回眸 to have known them for even one day.
而Lucky 与我而言 他就是我朋友 And that was Lucky, to me. I mean, he was my friend.
他... 甚至比朋友还重要 就像我的家人 He... Well, even more important, he was my family.
但在他临终之际 我在哪里? And where was I when he was breathing his last breath?
在日本 做大买卖 In Japan, making a business deal.
还有人想在对Lucky说再见前 Is there anyone who would like to say anything about Lucky
- 再说几句吗? - 我来 - before we say goodbye? - I would.
我非常荣幸成为另一个跟Charlie I've had the great pleasure of being the other old dog
一起度过了30年的老家伙 in Charlie's life for the past 30 years.
像Lucky一样 Like Lucky,
能跟Charlie成为朋友 我荣幸之至 I feel like a fortunate son of a gun to have Charlie as a friend.
你太可爱了 You're so cute.
这 一个漂亮的碗和冰水 Here. A nice bowl of cold water.
- 很高兴你能来 兄弟 - 我也是 - I'm really glad you came, man. - Me too.
这对我来说很重要 It's really important to me.
- 我想跟你说... - 拜托 别说 - I've said some things... - Please, don't go there.
- 必须说 - 为什么? - I have to. - Why?
你总是相信我 甚至在我都不信自己的时候 You've always had faith in me, even when I didn't have faith in myself.
你不仅是我的益友 更是良师 You're not just my best friend, you're the best kind of friend.
你忠诚 可敬... You're loyal, honorable...
但? 我就知道还有"但是" 然后就像我妈一样数落我 说吧 But? See I knew there was a "but." This is gonna sting like a mother. Go.
抛开我跟你的商业合作 Aside from going into business with you,
我这一生只做过两个正确的决定 I've only made two good decisions in my entire life.
与Vicki结婚和认回孩子 Marrying Vicki and taking those kids.
这也是我一生中最冲动的两件事 And those are the two most impulsive things I've done in my entire life,
还有那个纹身 我想某天抽空去洗了 besides the tattoo, which, God willing, I'll get over one day.
我感觉Dan Rayburn又要冲动一次了 I feel another moment of Dan Rayburn impulsivity about to happen.
Charlie 这很重要 我想说的是彻底改变 Charlie, this is big. I'm talking about uprooting,
改变这生意的现有结局... change of scenery, the end of the business as we know it.
哦 Dan 我们会解决这生意的 我们总能找到办法 Oh, Dan. We'll figure out the business. We always do.
- 是 但... 我必须去接他们 - 啊 不行 - Yeah, but... I have to get them back. - Nah. Absolutely not.
是我们 We're gonna get 'em back.
是的 小男人 Yeah. Yeah, little man.
- 真少见 父亲任务 - 你们不会后悔吧 - Out of the way. Dad on a mission. - You guys aren't gonna regret this.
我会尽我所能 得到你们的谅解... I'll do whatever it takes to get back into your good grace...
油门不能轻点吗 活力男? You want to lighten up on the throttle, Sparky?
动物园的出口到了 We got a zoo exit coming up here.
我不会错过这次生日宴会的 I'm not gonna miss that birthday party.
三个火枪手的重逢真是令人期待 It's just great to get the three amigos back together again.
你还在试用期! You're still on probation!
- 不 不 不会锁着吧 - 你能打开吗? - No, no. That's not a lock. - You open?
不 抱歉 动物园3点后不能进了 Nah. Sorry, the zoo closes at 3:00 to new visitors.
但我的孩子们在里面 举行生日宴会 But my kids are in there. They're having a birthday party,
而我必须在那 我是他们老爸 and I have to be there because I'm Dad.
是的 这是Dan Rayburn 超级老爸 Yeah. This is Dan Rayburn, superdad.
看看你的名单 R A Y B U R N Check on your list. R-A-Y-B-U-R-N.
超级老爸超级迟到 对吗? Rayburn? 你猜咋的? Superdad is super late, all right? Rayburn? You know what?
今天的小寿星们没有和你同姓的 不能进去 You don't even have the same last name as the birthday kids. Can't do it.
- 那来三个美刀如何? - 这点钱 哈? - How does three big ones sound? - A little money, huh?
别再用三个美刀来搞定我 Don't you ever hand me three dollars again.
- 拜托 你可以... - 你们已经有个孩子在这了 - Come on. You can let us... - You already have a kid there.
- 好的 - 我不能让你进去 - It's fine. - I can't let you in.
他有心脏病 他只想见见他的孩子 He's got a heart problem. He just wants to see his kids.
- 你们不能进去 - 你工作很负责 兄弟! - You shall not pass. - You're great at your job, man!
Charlie 你要干什么? Charlie, what are you doing?
你在想什么? What are you thinking?
Danny小朋友 我会让你赶上那宴会的 Danny boy, I am going to get you into that party,
甚至不惜冒险玷污我的守法记录 at great risk to my perfect legal record.
- 从这? - 是的 有了 - Through here? - Oh, yeah. Here we go.
- 这可是非法入侵 不 不 - 好的! - That's breaking and entering. No, no. - Bingo!
- 别这样 - 等等 让我来做 - Don't do that. - Wait. Let me do it.
- 为什么? - 我愿意冒险 - Why? - I'll take the risk.
好的 你来 OK. Go ahead.
好的... Yeah...
- 快点 快点 - 我快搞定了 - Come on. Come on. - I got it.
我需要帮忙 快帮下 I need some help. I need help.
- 好了 - 你先 Craig - OK. - Go, Craig.
- 我? 好的 - 对 你先 - Me? OK. - Yeah, you first.
她叫什么名字? What's her name?
- 我们做到了 - 我们做到了! - We made it. - We did it!
是的 没什么能拦住Dan Rayburn Yeah! Can't keep Dan Rayburn out.
从没怀疑过你 Charlie 从没 Never doubt you, Charlie. Never.
- 我们进动物园了 兄弟们 - 好的 往哪里走? - We are in the zoo, guys. - All right, which way?
一条护城河 我很想知道这里养着什么 A moat. I wonder what lives here.
我们在大猩猩乐园里 We're in the gorilla enclosure.
- 什么? - 呆着别动 - What? - Stand still.
别动 别动 不要动 Hold still. Don't do it. Don't move.
- 大猩猩 还是银背大猩猩 - 呆在原地 - Gorilla. Silverback gorilla. - Stay where you are.
别看他的眼睛 看别处 Don't look at him in the eyes. Just look away.
如果你不看他 他也不会看你 慢慢退回隧道 If you don't see him, he doesn't see you. Back up to the tunnel.
你必须挑衅大猩猩 我曾看书上这么写 You have to be aggressive with the larger apes. I've read about this.
- 退回隧道 - 不 不 不能退 - Back up to the tunnel. - No, no. No retreat.
- 撤退 不 撤退 - 你一退 我们就死定了 - Retreat. No, retreat. - You retreat, we are dead.
他看出我们恐惧 就会攻击我们 要嚣张一点 He senses fear, he attacks. Be aggressive.
- 食物! - 别激怒他 Charlie 别! - Food! - Don't provoke it! Charlie, no!
啊! Aah!
- 哦! - Charlie! - Oh! - Charlie!
挑衅不起作用 也许应该顺着他 Aggression not working. Maybe we should be submissive.
- 或者跑! - 大家各自为命! - Or run! - Every man for himself!
跑! 快! Run! Go!
拜托 Danny男孩 Come on, Danny boy.
啊哦 Uh-oh.
我们还活着! We're alive!
- 企鹅! - 哦... - Penguins! - Aw...
- 我爱企鹅 - 我也是 - I love penguins. - Me too.
- 企鹅们生气了! - 自己保重! - Angry penguins! - Save yourself!
去找孩子们! Go to your kids!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Charlie! Charlie!
- 我爱你 Charlie! - 哦! - I love you, Charlie! - Ooh!
救救我 救救我 救救我 Help. Help. Help. Help. Help.
啊... Aahh...
各位 吃蛋糕了 Everybody, it's cake time.
哦! Oh!
- 生日宴会 往哪走? - 他们在冒险岛上 - Birthday parties. Which way? - They're on Adventure Island.
但隧道已经关闭 从这过不去了 But the tunnel's closed. There's no way to get there from here.
别 我必须参加那个宴会 求你了 No, no. I got to get to that birthday party. Please.
好吧 OK.
- 你做什么? - 一个小女孩 - What are you doing? - Some little girl
想要个超级英雄飞去她的生日宴会 wants a superhero to fly into her birthday party.
- 我在等妈妈电话 然后起飞 - 真的吗? - Mom calls me, I show up. - Really?
我们准备唱生日快乐歌了 We're going to sing Happy Birthday.
- 这个怎么用? - 先飞上去 再降下来 - How does this work? - You go up, you come down.
- 这又不是火箭 老兄 - 这安全吗? - It's not rocket science, chief. - And it's safe?
- 啊...当然 - 哦 - Aah... Sure. - Oh.
爸爸来了 好的 聚会在哪里? Daddy's coming. Yeah! Which way is the party?
- 西北方向! - 明白 - Northwest! - You got it!
- 去吧 - 好的 好的 - Go for it! - Yeah. Yeah!
企鹅杀手 企鹅杀手! Killer penguins. Killer penguins!
- 企鹅杀手! - Charlie! - Killer penguins! - Charlie!
Dan! 你在上面干嘛? Dan! What's he doing up there?
哦 他想扮超级英雄 给她女儿生日助兴 Ah, he wanted to be a superhero for his daughter's birthday.
- 他知道怎么做吗? - 和坐车一样 别担心 - He know what he's doing? - It's like a ride. Don't worry.
去吧 Danny男孩! 我是你翼下的风! Go, Danny boy! I'm the wind beneath your wings!
没有什么可以阻挡Dan Rayburn! There's no stopping Dan Rayburn!
你看到一个小个子没? 大概这么高 Did you see a little man? He's about yea-big.
红头发 看起来像个哈比人 He's got reddish hair. He looks like a Hobbit.
请你回你幸福的家吧! Just go to your happy place!
- 请你回你幸福的家吧! - 1 2 3 - Just go to a happy place! - One, two, three!
我能飞了! I can fly!
我能飞了 是的! I can fly! Yes!
生日快乐 Zach和Emily! Happy birthday, Zach and Emily!
看 孩子们 是超级英雄 你们一直想要的 Look, guys, it's a superhero, just like you wanted.
我来了 孩子们! I'm coming, kids!
- 哦 天哪 是Dan? - 是爸爸 - Oh, my gosh! Dan? - It's Dad!
- 就是我 父亲大人! - 爸爸! - It's me, Fatherman! - Dad!
是的! Yeah!
我就知道 I knew it.
是的 孩子们 相信这一切吧! That's right, kids. Believe what you see!
- 燃料不够了 - 小心! - Isn't enough fuel. - Be careful!
很抱歉 我只想献给大家一个惊喜 I'm so sorry. I just wanted to make an impact.
任务完成了 Mission accomplished.
我没事 没受伤 不需要去医院 I'm not that bad. It doesn't hurt. I don't need to go to the hospital.
我只需要回家休息一下 I just need to go home and sleep it off.
- 你想回家? - 是的 - You want to go home? - Yeah.
你可住在伯灵顿啊 对吧? You're in Burlington. You know that, right?
噢 我在离这半里处租了套房 I know that. I rented a house a half mile from here.
你搬过来了? You moved here?
我知道在选择日本而抛下你们时 Look, I know I loused it up for us romantically
确实比较混蛋 when I chose Japan over you.
而南滩那些事 更是不可原谅 And after what happened in South Beach, that's pretty much unforgivable.
这些孩子还没去过南滩 But these guys weren't around in South Beach.
不管时机对错 我都爱他们 Good timing or bad timing, I love them.
我搬过来 不管你们是否会来看我 I moved here so, whether they want to visit me or not,
我都能离你们更近 I could be closer to them.
孩子们 我不是超级英雄 也许这是好事 I'm not a superhero, kids. Maybe that's a good thing
因为超级英雄总忙着跟坏人战斗 because, you know, superheroes are always off fighting crime.
而我只想跟我的孩子们一起... And I just want to be with you guys...
...永远 如果你们愿意 ...forever, if you'll let me.
成交 Deal.
你们压到氧气瓶了! You're on my oxygen!
哈哈! Aah!
长话短说 他得到了孩子的谅解 也使妻子回心转意 Long story short, he gets the kids, he gets his wife.
而Nishamura也致电过来 And Nishamura calls and says,
"我们需要一个爱家的男人 来代言家庭产品" "We want a family man to represent a family business."
借着4700万美元的订单 Boom, $47 million in fees later,
大家正在我死党的船上开往Aruba here we are on my best friend's boat going to Aruba.
这是真的 真的 That is a true story. I mean, come on.
你带我们来这里是对的 Well, it's a good thing you brought us down here
因为汪洋大海对孩子们有着致命诱惑 because the high seas are a dangerous mistress for these children.
打扰一下 你在我船上做什么 哦 安全小组 为什么? Excuse me. What are you doing to my boat? Oh, the safety squad? Why?
这是我的孩子 我的心肝 你放轻松 好吗? It's my kid, OK? The fruit of my loins. And you just relax, OK?
我们会打理好这船让她安全一点的 We're going to fix this boat so it's safe for her.
你的宝贝才三个月大! Your baby's only three months old!
Nick!
这里不是Sizzler! (时时乐 美诺集团酒店) This is not a Sizzler!
好吧 就两周 All right, so two weeks.
在我回来前 把办公室打扫干净 Keep the office running smooth until the big guns get back.
- 这是我要发威的地方 - 现在 Craig - That'll be my sole scope of work. - Now, Craig,
别再去唱K了 你得戒了 no more karaoke. You are cut off.
在自己家也不行 你能做到的 Not even in your own house. You can do it.
- "Go To" 我们会想你的"Go To" - 嗨 你们俩小子叫我绰号 - Go To! We're gonna miss you, Go To. - Hey, you guys are using my nickname.
- 哦 - Nick? - Oh... - Nick?
你擅长拼图吗? Listen. Are you good at puzzles?
大家带好晕船药了吗? 快点吧 Everybody take their seasickness pills? Come on, guys.
哇哦 我们要说吗? Wow. Should we tell?
我好像记得是怎么放的 I think I remember where they go.
是的 Yeah.
好的 所有行李已经装好了 All right, we got the bags stowed below. Seasickness pills
晕船药也分完了 来张一路顺风留影吧 have been distributed. Let's just get one bon voyage photo,
拍完就可以起航了 伙计们 and then we're ready to shove off, folks.
好了 大家过来照相 All right, everyone get together for a picture.
笑得开心点 幸福一点 Big smiles. Let's look real happy.
- 就今天 Craig - 准备好了吗? - Today, Craig. - Got it?
或许不需要这么夸张 Maybe not quite so happy.
老家伙 -=结束=- 谢谢观看